Archive - They're Not All Gems

Remain Calm: All Is Well!

Well, maybe not so much

Jun 20 •

May 2025

If There Was a Problem, Yo

I'd probably make it worse

May 27 •

Or zero. Does zero work for you?

May 14 •

April 2025

Disinterested Party

Apr 23 •

Here Comes the Pain Again

Revised Song Titles for Gen X

Apr 9 •

March 2025

Bopsy Bopsy Bopsy

The waiting is the hardest part

Mar 10 •

February 2025

Things Can Only Get Better

A thousand skeptic hands won't keep us from the things we plan

Feb 18 •

December 2024

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling

It's probably because I said something stupid

Dec 12, 2024 •

October 2024

What Happens In Vegas Stays In Therapy

Oct 18, 2024 •

September 2024

Please Respect My Emotional Support Animal

He doesn't bite.

Sep 12, 2024 •

August 2024

My Friend, the Expert

I love being surprised by my friends and family.

Aug 27, 2024 •

Here Comes the Grudge

Hear ye, hear ye

Aug 14, 2024 •

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