I will never again be able to look for my keys without, "Hello, is it keys you're looking for?" running through my head. Which means every single day. 😆
Y'know, if yer visual impairment (or dry eye) is jus' right, that pitcher of guzzlin' Santa looks like it's MOVIN' ever so slightly! Helps if youve started drinkin' before noon, too.
Bette Davis Thighs! 😂 In the early 90s I worked for a studio exec in LA who would stand in my office doorway and pitch everything bagels at my head to get my attention. Those were the days….
I pictured you two cracking up coming up with these. 😆 I did something similar with Boomer lyrics a couple of years ago. So much fun!
I laughed a little too hard at these…
But did you pee yourself? 😉
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Totally hilarious and a bit too relatable 😅
Funny stuff- thanks for the smiles . Also many apply to us men of a certain age.
Genius! In that don't-mind-me-I'll-just-be-over-here-weeping-with-recognition kind of way.
My parents told me "put away $50 a month and you'll have so much money one day." They literally never told me where to put it.
“Hello, is it keys you’re looking for “ 😂😂😂
I will never again be able to look for my keys without, "Hello, is it keys you're looking for?" running through my head. Which means every single day. 😆
You had me at "Don’t You (Forget Why You Came in Here)" - brilliant!
Y'know, if yer visual impairment (or dry eye) is jus' right, that pitcher of guzzlin' Santa looks like it's MOVIN' ever so slightly! Helps if youve started drinkin' before noon, too.
Bette Davis Thighs! 😂 In the early 90s I worked for a studio exec in LA who would stand in my office doorway and pitch everything bagels at my head to get my attention. Those were the days….