MORE REMAKES OF THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY
With sincere apologies to Patricia Highsmith
A collaboration between me, Johanna Gohmann, and the wonderful cartoonist/humor writer/graphic novelist Erika Sjule. Yes, it took three of us to come up with this one. Please note the drawings are rough sketches, and Erika’s complete and hilarious work is better seen on her Substack.
MORE REMAKES OF THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY
The Untalented Mr. Ripley
Tom receives yet another rejection for his manuscript “I Didn’t Do It.”
The Flatulent Mr. Ripley
Tom’s attempt to charm the polizia is foiled after his post-murder binge on brie leads to major gastrointestinal distress.
The Flexible Mr. Ripley
Dickie walks into his villa only to discover Tom in a deep and sweaty downward dog. “Are you wearing my Lululemon ?” Dickie asks in disgust.
The Problematic Mr. Ripley
Tom has to shut down all of his socials after referring to Marge as “a f-cking Karen who belongs in the kitchen” on a true crime podcast.
The Messy Bitch Mr. Ripley
Infuriated after seeing Freddie Miles’s Instagram photos from Cortina, Tom creates a troll account called @MockingMiles to make fun of his fedoras.
The Influencer Mr. Ripley
Tom’s grand plan to hawk protein powder on Insta hits a wall when he realizes he cannot post a photo of his own face.
The Unvaccinated Mr. Ripley
Tom is livid after being denied entry to the Galleria Borghese after refusing to show proof of vaccination. He later feels sheepish when he realizes his gelato tastesrd and he is running a fever of 104.
NIPLEY
Tom wears a tank that proves to be a bit too revealing after it gets wet when he’s beating Dickie to death with an oar.
IN OTHER NEWS:
We interviewed Andrew McCarthy on the It’s Pronounced Memwah podcast! Listen here or on Spotify as he talks about his memoir BRAT and his upcoming Hulu doc BRATS. I think we played it cool? Maybe? Whatever you do, don’t tell Duckie we’re Team Blaine.
